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Maddenize

Verb- To creep and prey on high- school aged kids while being of the ages of 25 and older. Typically found in FLOKS, anyone who Maddenizes works a small job, has a few bestfriends, all of whom are at least ten years younger than him, and attends all of his former high- school's sporting events, ranging from armory- league basketball games to sectional championships. They are the "best fan," and probably shouildn't be allowed within 100 yards of a school, or a chuckie cheese.
I don't know, but it looks like he's ready to Maddenize
by FLOKhater2012 March 30, 2011
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maddenize

To make a blatantly obvious comment in an attempt to sound like an expert.

Comments much like the famed John Madden NFL commentator would make about how the team that scores the most points usually wins.
Sports commentators now days are becoming maddenized as they always say the obvious thing and rarely have much insight.
by fresnoR October 17, 2009
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Maldonized

When one flies by the seat of his pants and results in damage
Holy shit that bolt was maldonized.
by 55Airframes October 24, 2011
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maddenism

Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."

"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."

"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."

"First down is a good down."

"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."

"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004
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Maddenite

noun. A person who lives, eats, breaths, and plays the football video gaming series Madden. Maddenites are cult like individuals of the game who (often) relegate to other maddenites for social gatherings.

They possess a deep, textbook-like and through understanding about the game of Madden and (often) football. They would rather play madden than any other video game.
"Me and my maddenite bro Manzer are gonna do up some Madden08 later today at his house today."
by Alvin Li November 7, 2007
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Maddeline

A girl's name. A girl who is beautiful, talented, and has a way with words no one else ever will have. She is beautiful and almost always taken, so LOOK AND LISTEN!!
Wow, Look at Maddeline!! She's just glowing!! -Melt-
by AngelFace13<3 April 20, 2011
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Moldenized

The feeling when you wake up in the morning and still doesn't want to get out of bed, but there you are trying your best attempting to set your mind and body not to sleep again.
Tomorrow first thing in the morning I will be moldenized, so help me gods and goddesses lend me your strength!
by zebsaip July 17, 2019
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