MILKMAID

To jack off two men simutaneously. This can be done while driving down the road in a pick-up truck or an old car with a bench seat.

Jim and I were cruising down the road and Jenny did the milkmaid on us. How cool was that??

by billy bob1 October 06, 2006

Milkmaid

A woman who performs oral sex on a man or men, particularly on an ongoing or regular basis, where the oral sex is the primary dimension to the relationship.

John: "Man, I need a milkmaid who can drain my balls a couple of times a week."
Randy: "Why not place an ad on Craigslist for that?"

by Been There, Done That May 10, 2012

milkmaid

When a female sucks her own breast(s)

Hey check out Jane in the corner, she's milkmaiding - this ain't no party foul!

by pidgey January 04, 2005

milkmaid

a woman with a extremely curvy figure

Damn baby, you have got to be a milkmaid with those kind of curves!

by Peru May 01, 2005

MilkMaid

One who drinks vast amounts of milk, sometimes to the point of becoming physically sick.

My friend, Eric , does milk with pizza. He is the biggest milkmaid I have ever met.

by Ashley Victoria October 16, 2006

Milkmaid

A black women who enjoys sex with white men

Chad was horny so he called his milkmaid for a quick delivery

by Chelsea1507 August 19, 2013

Dirty Milkmaid

A man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his penis and testicles between his legs. All the while, his sexual counterpart kneels behind him, performs analingus and masturbates the tucked, downward-pointing penis. The masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow's udders.

This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.

You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.

While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.

That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.

by West Coast Buckeye December 21, 2011