mcp

Male chauvanist pig.

This MCP tried to tell me that that modem would work with anything, 'cuz he thought since I was a girl I couldn't be using Linux.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

MCP

master control program

a "character" in the movie TRON.
the MCP steals other programs, and extends itself using their knowledge.

Master Control Program: You're in trouble, program. Why don't you make it easy on yourself. Who's your user?
CLU: Forget it, mister high-and-mighty Master Control! You're not going to make me talk!
Master Control Program: Suit yourself.

by hotzenplotz March 19, 2004

MCP

Master Control Program: a malevolent AI who appropriates other systems to put their programs on the game grid.

Was later used as the basis for Ma3a.

See also digitization laser.

"Stop! Please! You're entering a big error!"

by Bonzer Tucker May 26, 2004

MCP

abbreviation for: Memory-Clear-Party

A Party that will be given after final exams to get rid of all the memorized crap in your brain, including lots of booze to speed things up.

A: OMG, I hate studying all this crap for my final exams.

B: Yeah, let's throw a MCP afterwards to get all this memorized shit out of our systems.

by Mangomanie January 16, 2011

Mcp

Mcp is a name for someone who acts like a cop and is a father figure

“Mcp has been notified”
“I’m calling mcp”

by DjRanjit January 16, 2019

MCP

Acronym for Microsoft Certified Professional.

"According to his resume, this guy's an MCP."

by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005

MCP

A nickname that suits the person better than their own name. A person who is makes guys turn their heads as they walk by, and is a loyal and true friend, never gives up, and is fantastic in bed. They usually have a nice body, and everyone who'severyone loves them.

Look at MCP, the guys are starring again.

by 3061 February 17, 2010