Longstack

Similar to a shortstack but a very tall woman instead.

Anon: "I saw a very tall woman with a nice ass and tits!"

Anon2: "she must be a longstack fam."

by My ears are getting better June 28, 2022

Nick longstaffe

A stay at home son that lives off his parents.

So what’s Ted been up to?

He just Nick longstaffe it…

by Marc Campbell October 30, 2023

LongSmack

Longsmack is when you hold a normal lip smack for several seconds. Mainly used when someone says something lame.

HIM: Can you text me?
HER: I don't have unlimited texting
HIM: (Longsmack)

by CodyFromDha216 October 24, 2011

Pipi Longstocking that hoe

when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.

She be likin when I, " Pipi Longstocking that hoe".

by grand master third June 7, 2009

Longstroking

Deep, rhythmic penetrations during intercourse. Usually performed by an extraordinarily hung bull. May be anal or vaginal.

Antonym: Jackrabbiting.

Dude, your girlfriend went to the Hamptons and told you not to come? You know there's some bull longstroking her ass to death as we speak.

by Almanaseer January 21, 2008

Pippi Longstocking

Pippi is the voice of those without, an anarchist-feminist (and possibly socialist) Swedish childrens' book charachter from the 60's and 70's.

Together with her two best friends Tommy and Annika, 8-ish year old Pippi sails the world, beats up grown men, carries her horse, adopts a monkey, meets her father - the pirate Blue Beard and - above all- swears to never grow up.

I am NOT doing the laundry two days before I actually run out of clean clothes - I mean you have to ask yourself What Would Pippi Longstocking Do?

by The Pippi Coalition September 20, 2011

logsmack.com

Something Daniel Howell should have never said. Is it a euphemism? Is it a website where you can watch people get smacked with "logs"? Will we ever know?

Bro 1: Hey Bro 2 check out Logsmack.com

Bro 2: Okay Bro 1 because I totally trust something called "Logsmack.com" Yeah

by FeedMeTheRicePapa June 7, 2018