Lohnes

This person is the sweetest kind of human you will ever meet. Not only can you talk to this kind of person about anything, every moment spent with them is something to cherish

Person 1: man I don’t know who I can talk to about my problems
Person 2: I just talk to Lohnes

by pickledickrick October 9, 2023

Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.

Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.

by Big Dirt April 3, 2013

Lolness Monster

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!

Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"

by AER10122 July 10, 2010

Lounes

An Arabic name, usually used for boys, Lounes is an amazing boy with beautiful dark hair and dreamy brown eyes with an amazing style, YOU CANNOT NOT STARE AT HIM, SERIOUSLY. He’s such a nice person and would never betray his friends even tho they always betray him. He is so handsome but often thinks otherwise, if you like him try to repeat it to him everyday so that he doesn’t forget how amazing he is and how much he brings you joy and happiness. He is such a sweet, funny and smart boy, he will always be with you and never judge you no matter what. He deserves happiness.

« Wow look at this dude he’s so hot, he must be a Lounes! »

by teacupthursday December 30, 2019

Lones Bonus

That extra inch or two, (either in length or girth) that comes with being a Lones.

Megan married Spanky for that "Lones Bonus."

by #8765309 September 7, 2018

Stoney Lonesome

Slang term for prison, dating back to the early twentieth century. Can be found in John O'hara's "Appointment in Samarra".

A man can lose his hopes, and his mind, inside the walls of the Stoney Lonesome.

by Julian English January 28, 2005

Lonestar illusions

An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.

Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.

by GOPsound&fury October 27, 2010