Lohans

blue ribbon tits, especially large yet still attractive ones.

D: dude, you see them fucking lohans on her?
J: (thumbs up)

by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

Lohans

a) Breasts that are enhanced by implants.

b) Breasts that appear to be enhanced by implants.

Popularized in the mid 2000s, when American actress Lindsay Lohan was rumored to have undergone breast augmentation surgery when her bust line suddenly became bigger.

Antonym: Duffs

Check out the Lohans on that chick! Wasn't she an A cup like a week ago?

by RealFakeBoob March 2, 2010

lohan

to consume large ammounts of alcohol and drugs, then make your self vomit. aka "pull the trigger"

i was so drunk last night that i pulled a lohan

by SkoalStraight April 23, 2006

Lohaning

Lohaning is self medicating before an important function

I have my annual review today so I raided my mother's medicine chest, I am now Lohaning before I go in.

by My fingers feel like ballons August 15, 2012

lohaned

A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.

"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."

"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"

by Frizzooooo April 11, 2008

Lohan

verb, to experiment with lesbian relationships during your 20s

"I'll admit I did some Lohanning when I was in college."

by Gowinda January 24, 2009

Lohan

Similar to a Nip Slip; Intentional slutiness;

Check out Paris Hilton's Lohan. What a slut.

by Horsehead January 30, 2005