Lobstering

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

Lobstering

The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach

Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session

by ladislav77 July 28, 2017

Lobstering

The act of peeing on a person while you’re fucking them. It’s called lobstering because lobsters actually do this irl. 💧

Hey yo timsha let’s meet up for a lobstering session in the School library... the carpets finna be wet and dirty asffff tho

by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018

Lobstering

When you and a sexual partner dress up as lobsters and piss on each other's faces in the 69 position.

Dude, I got drunk at a furry convention and walked in on a couple degenerates lobstering.

by Stiffkillerbear October 6, 2020

Lobstering

When a person becomes red in the face from taking of some kind of drug...or drinking too much...

Hey dude...your Lobstering hardcore!!!

Shit man...I'm Lobstering man

by Dookz September 15, 2007

Lobstering

Something our sleep-deprived Tubbo said in a Ranboo stream

Tubbo: I'm gonna start withholding lobstering from you

Ranboo: What does that even mean???

by Yuri_loves_pens June 22, 2021

the lobster

is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.

Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.

by kook February 17, 2005