Lightyear

The distance light travels in a year.

My body is 700 lightyears long.

by Mrsamskyrim August 4, 2016

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Lightyear

The lowest of the low movie Pixar and disney has ever made.The movie sucks and is terrible,go watch Turning red cause its better then Lightfuck

Hey Bill have you seen Lightyear?
Fuck you Ron I never want to see that piece of shit movie with the bald nigger again

by michealbj1 October 6, 2022

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lightyear percent

an amount greater than infinity

“i love you lightyear percent you sexy bitch”

by Sexyyyyyyy bitchhhhh September 2, 2020

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Fuzz Lightyear

A female with a hairy upper lip, often times bleached

Guy: Damn did you see her upper lip?
Guy 2: Yeah I had to salute Fuzz Lightyear

by Mike Gallogahly March 12, 2014

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At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum in her eye, shove a fishbowl over her face and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and scream "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to wipe the cum out of her eyes, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting it out of her eyes.

You have just succesfully accomplished the buzz lightyear.

"...So I took it out of her butt and gave her a Buzz Lightyear! God, that bitch wouldn't stop screaming. It was great."

I take no credit for this. This series of events was thought of by my good friend Devon. He's an awesome mother fucker. hah

by dialkenken220 November 12, 2008

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