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Monica Lewinsky Syndrome

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Also known as MLS. An act committed, so devastating that it single-handedly manages to become the definition of your character, no matter the greatness you had achieved up to that point or will achieve in the future.

Famous Victims:
Bill Clinton
R. Kelly
Tiger Woods
After Jeff punched that sorority chick in the face, his Monica Lewinsky Syndrome diminished his friend count both in RL and on facebook. All this occurred despite his ability to acquire "mad" kegs.

Randy's MLS left him forever: "the guy whole stole all that money from the church collections." Devaluing all the great work he had done up to this point.
by AllAbouttheLaptops March 28, 2010
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Lewinskies

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A slang term meaning "knee pads". Lewinskies are very useful when giving multiple blowjobs, one right after another.
Janie: How was the party last night?

Stephanie: OMG it was GREAT! I probably sucked off 15 guys. Good thing I was wearing my Lewinskies, otherwise I don't think I could walk today.
by Steph M. October 23, 2007
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Lewinskied

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To perform fellato upon.
The president was Lewinskied repeatedly.
by SLT January 24, 2006
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Monica Lewinski

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A Woman who became famous for sucking President Clinton's cock.
by QuitePricey May 28, 2009
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Monica Lewinski

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The most famous cocksucker in the world, next to Jenna Jameson.
Monica Lewinski blew the president's knob.
by Smiling Mountain February 29, 2008
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Monica Lewinski

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Should be Monica Blowinski
Monica lewinski come over here and give me a blowinski
by kalimazoo December 10, 2006
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Dirty Lewinski

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n. and v. When semen is excreted and left on the partner's pants after a sexual altercation
1. When I was in class, I realized my boyfriend left me a dirty lewinski

2. I Dirty Lewinskied her fucking shorts last night, brah
by JDubD October 24, 2007
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