Kubert

Stands for King Kubert Khan, God of Monke and destroyer of indians. HE RAMPAGES THE WORLD WITH HIS BIG SHLONG SMACKING EVERYTHING HE SEES. *hai King Kubert Khan (KKK)*

OMG its Kubert THE KKK MONSTER with 80 km dildo

by KingKubertKhan April 26, 2021

kebert xela

It's what you make Alex Trebek say if you want to send him back to the 5th dimension.

Alex Trebek: Alright, let's see the answers. Mayor West has 'kebert xela'
<Trebek vanishes into thin air>

by Andy DuFresne August 31, 2008

kobert

the past tense of kobe

I kobert that shot last night

by flamerider03 February 28, 2021

Kuber

A boy or a man (usually a man) with the sexual prowess of a lion and the durability of a fucking jackrabbit. Great affinity of pleasuring women multiple times orally and penis-ally. Possesses superior intelligence and smartness, therefore easily attracting the opposite sex (vaginas). Also, more often than not, he's got the look.

Gisele: "Oh my god, he made me orgasm like 28 times last night and lasted for a whole 11 hours."

Heidi: "Wow you just got yourself a Kuber, bitch!"

by Yolo1234567899 February 5, 2014

kebert xela

to do something for laughs when you have nothing else to lose.

Jared Cohen did this on Jeopardy when he was in last place and didnt know the answer in Final Jeopardy.

Frank did so badly on his last exam that he pulled a kebert xela just to get his instructor to laugh.

by Kronni January 7, 2008

mitra kuberkar

chutiya

omg hes such a mitra kuberkar, why would someone date him?

by frog4lyf January 16, 2021

Kebert

A "Kebert" is a funny one that often times pulls shanagans without thought and often times doesn't realize the horrible outcome that could occur. Being a "kebert" isn't always a bad thing, often times the "Kebert" can be hilarious and often times be one of enjoyment.

"Don't be such a kebert and put down my phone"

"Kebert, why are you here? Isn't this your 4th DUI"

"Kebert Don't do it!!"

"I love that girl Kebert, she makes me laugh"

by Pvans November 29, 2007