Jonk

Owned plz, One who is owning people, one who can shove arrows through your ass.

Liek OMFG Jonk is chasing me through the wildy kicking my ass!!!

by Insulin March 13, 2005

Jonk

To fail a really simple task in the worst way possible.

Term originally coined by WorstPremadeEver, a British streamer group.

"You've just gone and jonked it!"

by MaD2Fan2018 April 11, 2023

Jonk

A white person

That man Eric is a jonk.

by Leo35 December 27, 2022

Jonk

To have coitus with someone

Jamal will jonk Tenzing
Jamal and Tenzing will consensually jonk

by Koala3216 November 08, 2021

Jonk

Slang term for female or feminin person other variation is nigga-jonk gay-jonk from the book of Obscene

Looka dat fine jonk ova there!

i can't stand that fagget-jonk!

by Quranic September 01, 2008

Jonk

Jonk is a word used when you are joking with someone and they get annoyed or angry, which may go onto annoy them further.

What's up mate can you not take a jonk?

Tha can't take a jonk!
Do you know Luke? He can't take a jonk.

by TopSpur April 19, 2020

Jonk

Verb

1. To flirt with or to go after snookies.

Noun

1. The act of jonking or a night of jonking.

Ex: "We were all hanging out at Coney Island when a bunch of snookies came through. Next thing we knew, Jack was jonking with the entire table of snookies."

Ex: "Ain't nothing gonna slow my jonk."

by Snookie Enthusiast December 30, 2010