JesusHand

The ability to seduce any woman with a slight of hand

Wow that guy must have the JesusHand to get that many girls

by TurtleNex December 26, 2019

Jesusland

The magical North American Christian theocracy whose citizenry have given George Bush a second term in office not because of his "accomplishments", but because of his blatant religious fundamentalism and exaggerated 1950s-era "family values." It is bordered by the Blue States and Canada to the west, north, and northeast; Mexico to the south, and the Atlantic to the east.

In Jesusland, "family values" and religious beliefs are the only things considered when voting for President. Even if the candidate is a corrupt scumbag with one hand in the oil industry's pants and the other shoving a dildo up the collective ass of the middle-class.

by Ninja Disaster November 4, 2004

jesusbanger

An overly religious person who stresses his views onto others whether they like it or not. The difference between a 'jesusbanger' and a person with religion is that a 'jesusbanger' feels that anything conflicting their views should be against the law and states this profusely or takes care of the offense by themself. (See also, 'bible thumper.')

Probably derived from 'gangbanger' as both terms are used to refer to a person or thug who has an overly aggressive personality and certain views which they enforce.

Don't let Jaime come in here during the party. He's a jesusbanger and he's just waiting for an excuse to start something.

by ginandcoke August 24, 2010

Jesusian

1. Possessing qualities or being similiar to Jesus, often describing one's beard.

That's a Jesusian beard right there.

by Cryptic May 5, 2005

Jesusman27282729

Jesusman27282729 was most recognized by his other name, jesus which was supposedly "made" by the christians when in actuality the game Jesusman27282729 came up with the name first. Jesusman was the creator of all video games and got hung on a fortnite plane for other gamers sins (playing fortnite etc).

Christians: oh Jesusman27282729.. name sounds cool..
Jesusman: if you take my name i will get you banned

by man27282729 May 28, 2019

Jesusland

A place where most(not all, fortunately) of the population consists of narrow-minded white Southern Baptists who got Bush a second term due entirely on his neo-evangelical "family values" he preached about in his 2004 presidential campaign that basically promoted religious bigotry and intolerance toward gays and Jews, along with policing womens' rights and deeming other religions as "inappropriate", while disregarding Bush's other plans which would throw this country into a further decay.

Jesusland also, coincidently, consists almost entirely of all the land where slavery used to be legal back in the 1800s.

Residents of Jesusland who voted against Bush often find themselves persecuted for supporting, in the words of their oppressors, "Godless, amoral, fag-loving baby-killers" once they say anything negative about him.

~The place I regretfully live in is part of Jesusland. Don't blame me, I voted against Bush!

by Pyro April 1, 2005

Jessandeering

Verb - To get in the way of a coworker who is perfectly capable of handling a task singlehandedly and taking over the task as your own for no apparent reason

I was sweeping the floor, I was nearly done, I had all the dust in a pile, and Bart came over and started jessandeering the pile with a broom he had sprinted to get seconds earlier.

by BigRichard42069 October 3, 2017