by Your friendly rebbel October 14, 2016
Get the Jezus mug.A fine guy, caring person and always has something to entertain you with. But always gets their names mixed with “Jesus” but really doesn’t care what people call them.when you first see them you might think they are mean but when you get to know them they are probably still kinda mean but sweet. He also gets no hoes cause he’s loyal.
by Fuck yo life bing bong November 21, 2021
Get the JEZUS mug.Related Words
Jezus • Jezus Cheetos • Jezus Tapdancing Christ • Jezussy • Jello Jezus • jesus • Jesus Christ • Jebus • Jesus freak • jesus h christ
by Lil-Dragon August 19, 2018
Get the Jezus Tapdancing Christ mug.A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.
by _betamax_ June 15, 2018
Get the Jezus Cheetos mug.A very homo-sexual small statue of Jezus made completely out of a small, blonde, British kids jizz, which one may use for pleasuring their rectum.
"Want to go make a Jello Jezus?"
"Only if i can swallow the jizz then barf it up on to your chest"
"Great, then i'll shove it in my rectum"
"Only if i can swallow the jizz then barf it up on to your chest"
"Great, then i'll shove it in my rectum"
by Jamesnuttall April 17, 2009
Get the Jello Jezus mug.by Somebody’s February 13, 2018
Get the lesbian jesus mug.A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.
Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."
OR
Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."
Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."
OR
Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."
Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"
by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021
Get the Jesus Cheater mug.