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Hyperfuzz

When you have the sudden urge to view/read/do something you were recently talking or thinking about.
I was just talking about Blink-182 with someone, now I'm in a total hyperfuzz listening to all their old stuff.
by NorthernGate April 24, 2010
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erectile hyperfunction

(n.) Erectile hyperfunction (EH) is a disorder of the penis that causes a man to always have a hard on. Men who are full of themselves and believe they are Gods gift to women are often posterboys for EH. Because they always have a hard dick, they will have sex with just about anyone, including other men and do not feel bad for letting the family pet lick peanut butter off their genitals. Men with EH think having EH is wonderful. They also believe everyone and their mothers want a piece of that. Men with EH are at greater risk for STDs, multiple lives, and crusty underwear. If they are not fucking actual women, you will often find them pretending to be taking a big shit when, in fact, they are jerking off in the bathroom.
In today’s news, a woman who found out her husband has Erectile Hyperfunction and has been blowing loads in hundreds of women for the last 20 years, cures him of the disorder when she cut off his dick and threw it into the alligator exhibit at the local zoo.
by Btwitsjennifer June 5, 2018
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Hyperjizzing

The next level up from rather excited or enthusiastic over a non event, most commonly found in corporate whore managers in office environments.
Gill was hyperjizzing when she found out that her branch had come top of monthly sales figures.
by No Fellow June 11, 2020
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hyperfunkly

Dude, I am hyperfunkly and need ass.

Nick: "Ericock, you look very hyperfunkly"

Ericock: " I feel so hyperfunkly right now."
by krazieaznchicc February 8, 2008
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hyperfuck

Two people fuck at an incredible rate and speed, that is creates an low audible hum or buzz. Often similar to the sounds of a space ship going into hyperspeed.
Bro didn't you fuck Bethany last night? How'd that go?
Dude we hyperfuck so hard, my dick almost took off like a rocket ship.
by TrackDaddy December 26, 2019
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[hyperful]

Hannah,you're so hyperful.
by Monkeys Rock November 5, 2007
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Erectile Hyperfunction

When one's penis is constantly erect; The exact opposite of erectile disfunction.
Craig: Dude I was bricked up for 5 hours and I didn't even use Viagra. What's wrong?!
Doctor: You got erectile hyperfunction dawg
by Cleft lardson October 10, 2021
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