HouseText

A person you only text when you’re AT HOME or have nothing to do when you’re AT HOME or when you want attention AT HOME and only AT HOME.

Ericka: Johnny just texted you
Alana: Nahh he a HouseText, we too litt rn
Ericka: Make sure you text his ass back when you home
Alana: Yea, cause you know I be bored in the House

by Karinelli March 5, 2020

housecest

The act of sleeping with one of your roommates.

"After the kegger Steve went home, with Beth, and commited housecest"

by SeanTastic February 14, 2007

HouseTurtle

/HouseTurtling
the act of hibernating in you or somebody else's home doing nothing for a period of longer than 24 hours

Juwon: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Conor: Nah i'm gonna HouseTurtle at Shaniquas house, maybe get some punani yaknow
Juwon: Ah good shit man, tell me how it goes

by H.a.r.r.y May 20, 2016

Housesexual

A person that is sexually attracted to homes of anyone usually when it is empty or one of their own.
Their technique is usually sticking their penetrator into vents or anything it will fit in that arouses them sexually.
Women on the other hand use whatever will fit in their Grand Canyon to arouse them.

You are such a housesexual

by Memesader March 30, 2019

Housetastic

Adjective used to describe fantastic house music.

The Black Eyed Peas song ' I Got a Feelin' is housetastic.

by DJ Everett July 2, 2009

housepet

A word used in the anime Kakegurui to describe the lowest level students in the school. Housepets have to accodomate the higher levels needs like a maid.

Ugh get away from me you're just a house pet.

Hey little housepet, get me another bottle of orange juice.

by Kittylover4life April 2, 2021

housesest

Sexual relations with roommates. Often invokes gossip and/or unnecessary drama.

"Way too much housesest last semester at college"

by Andrew Wise February 13, 2007