Hostess

The hot bitch at the front of a restaurant that asks you how many people in your party?

Hey Jessica can you come in and hostess tonight??

by Manager 1012 January 8, 2020

Hostess

Straight lady that likes to hang out with twinky gay men.

Wow, look at that one girl surrounded by really twinkly men. She must be a Hostess!

by Thismayormaynotbemylife October 18, 2011

hostess

THe maker of all those obesity-inducing jellofied 'snack cakes' that everyone gives America shit for.

When I went to Spain all the kids yelled at me to go eat some Hostess Cream Cakes and bomb a country.

by Angelacia July 19, 2007

hostess

An exclamatory word used to compliment a person on a job well done. The word obtains its meaning from the 1990's marketing campaign of the "Hostess" brand snack cakes which used the phrase, "Now that's the stuff: Hostess!"

Your friend lands a sick trick off a ski jump

You: hostessssssssss! shit son, that was mad legit.

by Cat (like meow meow) January 19, 2009

hostess

creaming your pants
vaginal secretion

That guy was so hot i just hostessed in my pants

by Big Mo June 5, 2005

Like A Hostess

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream

Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!

by SlopNChop July 26, 2016

hostess bar

A hostess bar, commonly Asian in nature, where men buy overpriced drinks for young women for conversation, attention, and in some cases sexual activity. The women get 50% to 75% of the drink price as payment.

In Hawaii, ladies drinks start at $20 and go up to thousands on occasion. Hostess bars exist for example in Japan, Korea, China, Vietnam, Hawaii, and California. In Hawaii almost all are run by women of Korean or Vietnamese descent.

by m-dude-99 January 8, 2008