HTILF

Hot Tradie I’d Like to Fuck

Wow, the construction worker is a HTILF

by Checkoutboy April 1, 2019

Hilfingered

Describing the act of being fucked over in a computer science course. Originated from UC Berkeley's professor's name.

A: Man, this project is taking so long to do
B: We're being Hilfingered

A: Want to hang out tonight with the crew?
B: Nah, man I'm getting Hilfingered tomorrow for my 61B exam

by Ddyradish September 2, 2020

HILF

Hindu I'd Like to Fuck

M.I.A. is one big HILF

by Dot Goddard February 23, 2009

htiaf

And why did you even think to look this up? Like, give me your reasoning. There’s literally NO reason for you to do this.

But, the real meaning of it is “the love of satan” or however you wanna say it.

It’s just faith spelt backwards, so nothing special.

Don’t use it in a sentence. That’s just weird.

Like would would want to see “htiaf” in a sentence?

by K!tty December 25, 2020

HMILF

Variation of MILF meaning Hockey Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck.

Sarah Palin is a total HMILF!

by Akohux October 18, 2008

tommy hilfiger

An American designer that started out unknown and unsure as to how big he would become. As it turns, out, most everyone has heard of Hilfiger. Unfortunately, he charges rediculous prices for his products, which are of poor quality. Unlike other designers whom have the highest of quality and one-of-a-kind designs, Hilfiger is nothing more than poor quality, urban clothes, that are annoyingly-plastered with "Tommy" or "Tommy Hilfiger" all over it. His lack of design variation (he seems to think red, white, and blue is utterly original) has made his products extremely boring. After the first two years or so, everything he's produced since is the same as the last, making fashion critics skeptical as to what his fans find so amazing about his designs (or lack thereof), and why people choose to wear his tasteless urban trash.

Hilfiger fan: "I paid $50 dollars for a white t-shirt that has "Tommy Hilfiger" plastered across the front."

Versace fan: "It must have been hand-made, right"

Hilfiger fan: "No, it was made in some sweat shop in China by little kids."

by oh no she didn't! September 1, 2005

HILF

Handicap I'd Like to Fuck

"Check out the HILF in the wheelchair. She'd Hot!"

by Turd Furgeson January 19, 2006