Groogleman

The Groogleman is a creature that needs to be worshipped and praised at all times. He is a creature that is above all, and all will submit to him. Praise be Groogle.

The Groogleman blessed me with his presence last night!

by TheOnlyTruthSeeker November 2, 2020

googlewanker

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.

Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!

by Moofius July 8, 2020

googlebanger

n. egregious internet clutterer

rachel is a googlebanger.

by ruthiegirl January 1, 2008

Googlemancy

In RPGs , magic such as Necromancy (controlling the dead) and Pyromancy (manipulating fire) are often skills that can be leveled up. As such, Googlemancy is the power to manipulate Google to find what you're looking for. Often used in work places, where an old and senile boss will aproach an underling to find some information for him, due to the latter's higher level of Googlemancy.

Mr O'Toole had to ask Kevin, the postroom boy to find the porn he was looking for, due to Kevin's insane Googlemancy skills

by Legatosama April 29, 2010

googlebanger

alienated pedestrian diddler.

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.

by rockyrachel August 12, 2007

googleganger

Similar to that of a doppleganger, it is another individual with the same name as you whose records and/or stories are mixed in with your own when you Google yourself.

"Hey, I just googled my name and found that I have three googlegangers!"

by shilohfire October 22, 2007

googlewank

To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.

A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"

by Sue D. Nymme July 23, 2008