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Gromlins

Gromlins are a race of aboreal marsupials. These strange creatures originated as a result of glaciation in Western Europe during the Maezo-panteric era - prior to the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Gromlin habitats used to be spread throughout Europe, with pockets located in every mountain range. Due to the effects of shoddy geography and a lack of reading, social retardation has set in and these elusive creatures can now only be found in glacial regions where they chew on the ice in a futile search for nourishment.

The exception is a small band that are native to Paris, France, who have survived in a local theme park and are the cause of severe rain showers. This band of Gromlins have been known to jostle umbrella wielding gentlemen and caused dampness on the arms of their charges - for which Gromlins should be blamed...
Look at those Gromlins!

Gromlination of the glacial crust can lead to degradation and enhanced calving.

That was a very interesting lesson on Gromlins that I just attended - Gromlins rock!

Damn you Gromlins and your Gromlin induced damparmitis!
by DrBLeeveme June 16, 2010
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Nut Gremlins

Un-timely urge to scratch your genitals when either in polite company or other inappropriate situation.
He was stood in line to meet the Queen and his nut gremlins were tickling so bad he thought he would pass out.
by Steve Ambrose-Leigh November 24, 2007
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ass gremlins

that last little bit of poo that you can't wipe off!!
I wiped and couldn't get rid of those ass gremlins! i tried water but they just multiplied!!
by Grant June 18, 2006
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poo gremlins

The excrement build up that accumulates when you don't clean your toilet for a couple weeks.
"We've gotta do something about the crapper – it's got poo gremlins."
by kong kong is long July 20, 2009
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internet gremlins

the things that cause you to lose internet connection mid instant messanging...
a: hi
b: hi
#a is now offline#
#a is online#
a: f**kin internet gremlins raping my connection
b: lol
by jackdemo May 8, 2008
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Cum Gremlins

A group of females that turn into fiends for the cock after they do blow past midnight
"Andrew how'd you make out with those chickies last night" "shiiiit I feed them some coke around 12 and they turned into a group of Cum Gremlins!!""
by Mattyglide March 21, 2017
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Gremlinshredding

Gremlinshredding, Or Gremlinshred is used by the "Gremlin tamers" in the popular game osu! whenever one of the Gremlin Tamers performs well on a beatmap.
Player: Dude, i just fc'd everything will freeze

Player 2: Holy, You are gremlinshredding so hard right now bro.

Player: Thanks bro, that means a lot to me.
by GTamer August 2, 2023
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