Groagan

The classic good shit. Not too big or too small. Easy to unload and clean up after; no mess with a clean pinch off.

Usually firm without being hard, solid and grease free.

Often takes only a few wipes to clean up.

A poop you can be proud of.

-the opposite of diarrhea
Guy 1 "man I really hope I can take a nice clean fast shit and get out of this bathroom quick!"
Guy 2 "then you want a groagan buddy"

by spronez May 5, 2011

Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."

"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014

Groganise

To Groganise: To improve a board games enjoyability by tweaking a rule or set-up.

we need to groganise this game to make it less swingy

by Mawihtec February 10, 2018

reverse grogan

Applies when a person sits the opposite way on the shitter during the act of laying a grogan. ie Facing the wall.

This term can also apply to laying of a brogan and aargan, but not usually a frogan.

Bill particularly enjoyed laying reverse grogans due to the fascinating mural of Bertha's aggots on the wall.

by Boon March 9, 2004

growganoth

it's a world that will be activated during halloween season in this game called growtopia. go through obstacles in its parkour to be able to reach to the top and drop high rarity items to get rewards, which are halloween related.

it's halloween! let's go to the growganoth to drop our items to get amazing rewards.

by sushi notebook:3 November 1, 2019

grogan

A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.

I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.

by el dav July 18, 2004

Grogan

A grogan is a long poo, which is inside ones anus whilst also touching the water of the toilet.

Jimmy- "Dude today I took the longest shit."
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"

by Flynn0s May 9, 2016