Goldening

verb: to intentionally sabotage neighbor home values and claim public right of ways as your own with an excessive number of cars of questionable taste.

We moved into a great neighborhood, but then the new people starting goldening up the place.

by Obvious simplicity June 20, 2022

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Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters

Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!

by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

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Goldnigger

A Black man that marries a white woman for money or vice versa.

Rachel: He's just a black man marrying you for your money
Jacklyn: Ya I Know
Rachel: Well, he's just a Goldnigger

by M6tt36 Brady August 19, 2009

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The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.

The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.

by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011