Glockenspiel

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”

Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023

glockenspiel

It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.

Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.

by Download-This April 11, 2004

glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.

Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!

by Allenthecat November 29, 2011

glockenspiel

a bong, sometimes a pipe. Pronounced as German-sounding as possible

GLOCKENSCHHPIEL!

Maestro! Pass the glockenspiel.

by Mægz October 1, 2006

Glockenspiel

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.

"Dude, I totally got a glockenspiel this morning. Now I need to go buy more ammo."

by JoeDissolvo August 30, 2011

Glockenspiel

The practice of a man running his erect penis over another person's rib cage.

"I played that biatch like a glockenspiel"

by Wizard Of Olz July 1, 2005

glockenspiel

when you fuck a girl in the ass doggy style, while hooking her right nostril with your right pinky & poke her left eye with your left middle finger constantly, all while shouting "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

damn son, I'd love to give her the glockenspiel

by toledo jones August 7, 2014