Person A: I just heard a rumor that my gf did a guy named Jacob
Person B: What? Who’s Jacob?
Person A: Idk some guy from *insert school*.
Person B: If you don’t know who he is, how do you know he’s real?
Person A: You’re right. They’re probably just pulling my dick.
Person C: Did you really have to gaskeep her into thinking Jacob isn’t real?
Person B: It’s better if she doesn’t know.
Person B: What? Who’s Jacob?
Person A: Idk some guy from *insert school*.
Person B: If you don’t know who he is, how do you know he’s real?
Person A: You’re right. They’re probably just pulling my dick.
Person C: Did you really have to gaskeep her into thinking Jacob isn’t real?
Person B: It’s better if she doesn’t know.
by Shmed Hearin April 5, 2022
Get the Gaskeep mug.Similar to Gatekeeping, the act of shaming, belittling, or alienating individuals from the LGBT+ and wider queer communities on the premise of "not being gay/queer enough".
It most commonly happens to bi/pansexual people currently in a heterosexual relationship, but can affect others such as the genderqueer, or even just someone who rejected another gay.
It most commonly happens to bi/pansexual people currently in a heterosexual relationship, but can affect others such as the genderqueer, or even just someone who rejected another gay.
"Don't you just hate Gaykeeping?"
"Oh man, I know right? The other day this girl called me a fake ass lesbian because of my boyfriend, even though I told her that I'm Bi"
"Ridiculous"
"Oh man, I know right? The other day this girl called me a fake ass lesbian because of my boyfriend, even though I told her that I'm Bi"
"Ridiculous"
by Anntire July 12, 2018
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If any player on a soccer team is supposed to be gay, it’s mostly likely it’ll be a goalkeeper. Periodt.
L: Oh, do you know that, if talkin about soccer team, goalkeeper is most likely to be the most gay-ish person.
M: Fr?
L: Yuh. They r called gaykeepers.
M: Fr?
L: Yuh. They r called gaykeepers.
by babybye July 17, 2020
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Term coined by Layne of Nazareth.
Term coined by Layne of Nazareth.
Much to the bunny rabbit's dismay, he came to realize upon the day's awakening that his friend Finnius Gregorian Enchanter III, the Sheep of all good Thor's land, had indeed mutated into a Gasheep the preceding night. This realization hit the bunny very hard.. square in the ovaries actually.
by Layne of Nazareth January 9, 2008
Get the gasheep mug.The gaykeeper is the straights gay gatekeeper friend. The gaykeeper is someone who is very hot and is very connected to powerful gay men and you use them to getting invited to fabulous parties, so you can mix, mingle and network. It's usually a woman or a less attractive gay male who needs a gaykeeper.
My gaykeeper friend got me into the Vogue after party.
I totally met Michael Kors last night!
how's that?
Through my gaykeeper , Sam.
I totally met Michael Kors last night!
how's that?
Through my gaykeeper , Sam.
by bragladish June 5, 2016
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"right, they're such a gaykeeper."
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by grassdirt February 4, 2022
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