Grammar

The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Person 1: " Dude, your such an idiot when it comes to grammar".
Person 2: "*you're".

Grammar by gusllywiggum December 31, 2012

grammar

Something that people on the internet are incapable of learning.

'omg liek you suk you n00b'
'Ever heard of spelling?'

grammar by whitetiger16 April 9, 2004

Grammar

Something that's never used anymore, because nowadays people are stupid.

The girl corrected her peer for his poor grammar, and was then beaten into a pulp and called a nerd.

Grammar by Eponine March 23, 2004

grammar

1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it.

2. a dying art.

3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.

4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.

5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.

6. a knowledge which is deeply rewarding, although not deemed important or crucial by small people.

'They're dog ways alot.' - bad grammar

grammar by Severian_ November 11, 2008

grammar

Something that has not been adequately defined by some other definitions; refers to the rules used to combine words together in order to form meaning within a given language.

"i don liek u becoz u suck"==grammatically correct, despite spelling shortcuts and the lack of capitalization/punctuation. These are mechanical/technical errors.

"She go to house red last Saturday."==despite perfect mechanics, this is not grammatically correct, due to a tense mismatch (needs to be past tense, verb misinflection (should be "she goes"), missing article ("the" or "a"), and adjective-noun word order reversal.

Bad grammare n spelung aint not impotrent in a essay.

grammar by Zalis August 17, 2004

Grammar

An obsolete part of language in teenage America. Some people blame AIM, others blame TV.

I'm in an honors English class, yet the grammar in it is rather appalling. Misplaced commas, horrid spelling, and run-on sentences seem to be vital parts of English papers now. However, this may have to do with the fact that I attend a school in Georgia.

Grammar by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

grammar

One of the most important language tools available. It is largely ignored by those too moronic to use it properly.

GRAMMAR

Wrong: There not feeling good cause Stacy and me didnt come.

Right: They're not feeling good because Stacy and I didn't come.

grammar by Elizabeth Grey July 10, 2016