9 definitions by Elizabeth Grey

slut gut

The gut that pokes out when an overweight slut wears a crop top.

Yo man, check out that slut gut!

by Elizabeth Grey July 9, 2016

thang

This is the AWESOME version of thing.

Check out that thang!

Do you like my slang thang?

by Elizabeth Grey July 9, 2016

grammar

One of the most important language tools available. It is largely ignored by those too moronic to use it properly.

GRAMMAR

Wrong: There not feeling good cause Stacy and me didnt come.

Right: They're not feeling good because Stacy and I didn't come.

by Elizabeth Grey July 11, 2016

Updawg

Updawg is a prank, used to make the victim ask "What's up dawg?"

Prankster: Have you seen my updawg?
Victim: What's up dawg?
Prankster: Oh, nothing much, what's up with you?
*Lame laughter ensues.

by Elizabeth Grey July 8, 2016

shat

The past tense of shit. Also used as a more "classy" form of shit.

I fear I have shat my pants, due to an excess of pheasant!

by Elizabeth Grey July 8, 2016

Drive By

Farting on someone and walking away.

My dog just did a drive by; he can't handle the stench of his own farts.

by Elizabeth Grey July 8, 2016

um

The word used when the speaker is unable to find the correct term.

I am supposed to um... use this word in a sentence.

by Elizabeth Grey July 9, 2016