Frogging

1. intr.v, The act of defecating in a western toilet in a non-traditional, squatting manner, by first removing all clothing from the waist down, including shoes, and planting one's bare feet on the toilet seat. The person squats in a position reminiscent of a frog, and shits.

Frogging is healthier than sitting on the toilet seat, as it reduces unnatural stress on the sphincter.

Frogging is the new shitting.

I frog every time I have to shit, it's so much better for you, you should try it.

Marshall! Are you in there!? You better not be frogging my mom's toilet, you son of a bitch!

by FattMels September 22, 2011

Frogging

When you put your mouth over the entirety of the diameter of an alcoholic beverage and gulp it down in one fatal swoop

Yo you guys trying to frog some bottomless mimosas tomorrow at brunch?

We’ve been frogging tequila sunrises all night

by P_U57 April 22, 2019

Frogging

The delusional act of two hideously ugly people kissing each other in a public place (pub, library, supermarket, strangely aloof Austrian uncle`s homemade basement etc), unaware of the horror they are creating for fellow mankind in the vicinity.

Look at that pair of hippocroc-a-dogs frogging like shameless apes in the street

by Fritzls Treehouse Project February 02, 2012

Frogging

Like dogging but on the canal or river. Depends on how you manage the curtains or blinds on your boat - open to the towpath, open to the water or open to both...

I’ve been frogging on the River Lea
We frogged some cyclists
The people on that narrow boat are froggers

by Matron Marney August 05, 2019

Frogging

Frogging is the act of dogging in a public body of water, such as a swimming pool.

I went on a frogging trip with some friends at the swimming pool the other day. It was fucking intense.

by blochead555 February 18, 2010

Frogging

The act of laying belly down with your legs flat behind you. Arms forward, head down. Effectively flattening your butt, and you look like a frog.

Hey, your frogging. My dog is frogging.

by AlmightyDogGod January 21, 2012

Frogging

When you and your partner sexually engage with your bodies in a x position, and you both climax at the same time, while making bullfrog like sounds.

"Oh my god.... Sally and I frogged last night"

"Sally is always frogging the whole town... Ribit"

by Mintbalowskidoesntlikejhill July 22, 2014