Fishtan

The crusted, scale-like coating created after blasting splang across a girl (or fellow if you're that way inclined).

Mr A: "I could barely believe my eyes! My and 3 of my mates gave her a all over fishtan"

Mr B: "Cripes!"

by squidbeak March 25, 2010

FISHTARDS

1. FISHTARDS, a jumbled acronym for DHS, IRS, and ATF; is a slang term for the FED's. It is similar to the word Glowies, but created to evade censorship from using 'Glowies' on certain platforms. The word was first created and popularized, on the now banned "PvP Report" Discord server. The emoji representing FISHTARDS, is a Charlie the Tuna Fish wearing a CIA hat backwards.

Example 1. Q: Why did the server get deleted?

A: The FISHTARDS shut it down, because we posted a few edgy meme's.

Example 2. Q: Why did the FISHTARDS raid John's house?

A: John refused to be extorted by theives

by Bowman666 March 1, 2023

fishtab

Fuckin' Illinois Shit Head Towing a Boat - Refers to rude, clueless Illinois resident(s) (usually Chicago suburbanites) who not only have no clue as to courteous driving, but further exemplify it while towing a massive boat. In most cases, FIBs love to drop their 32' cruisers in 60 acre lakes and wonder why they are getting the bird from fisherman.

"Hey Fishtab.. this is a fishing lake you glub..glub...glub".

by Bajaskier July 6, 2007

Fishtankin'

The act of two people making out with such fervor that it is audible to others around.

Example 1:
(Josh and Lana are making out)
Marlee: Can you hear that?
Amanda: Is that the fish tank?

Example 2:
(Alexander and Kayla were making out the previous night)
Alexander: (sly look) So, I kept hearing a belt buckle last night...
Nathan: Yeah well, I heard you fishtankin' it up! How about that?
Alexander: (holds head down in shame)
Nathan: (ultimate glory)

by curlyfries102 February 20, 2011

Long Fistance

When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!

Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!

by Zeta_Pharaoh September 18, 2012

Tal Fishman

An amazing 6 foot and 2 inches tall YouTuber (Reaction Time) who always makes my day , i watch his videos at the end of everyday , it's a daily routine, he has damn beautiful blue eyes that rocks my entire world, my love for him is indescribable

Friend : "Oh look it's Tal Fishman"
Me: *Dies then comes back to life*

by Arwalovestøp May 10, 2018

fishtarded

Someone or something who is excessively fishy or lacking in fishiness

"The Little Mermaid is fishtarded."

by fishtales1010101 September 3, 2009