fishhooks

In Texas Hold 'Em, having a pair of Jacks as your hole cards.

I was weary of going all-in with my fishhooks.

by mr.corruption May 13, 2005

Doorknob Double FishHooks

When doing another human being from behind in the Doggy Style, insert both pinkies in each corner of the victims mouth to gain full control and direct them to the nearest doorknob for rapid ingestion.

When Terry started talking about wedding plans during sex, I instantly initiated the Doorknob Double Fishhooks move and forcibly directed Terry over to the bedroom doorknob for a rapid polishing and punishment.

by Banana Horse December 29, 2010

Sexy Fishbooking

When someone posts a facebook status update that is very vague and makes use of sexual innuendos prompting people to be inquisitive.

Renee was sexy fishbooking when she posted this status update: Miss Maggie says she had a fun time this weekend and can't wait until you come back over to give her some of that good stuff.

by ZeboM April 14, 2010

fort lewis fishhook

When your fuckin a girl from behind and stick your finger in here ass then hook it in here mouth

Army guy:Hey I just gave this air force chick a mean fort Lewis fishhook

by blake Da general Peterson July 7, 2011

the rusty fishhook

When performing the act of sex while in the doggy style position and entering vaginally, use your index finger to slide in and out of her brown eye. If you realize your finger is becoming engulfed in matter of a brown nature, swing your finger up to her mouth and hook her like a fish.

Billy: I was tapping Tammy from behind and doing that thing she loves with my finger in her ass, but then I realized my finger was covered in shit.

Jim: That's fucked up. What did you do?

Billy The Rusty Fishhook.

Jim: God damn right.

by green duck butter February 15, 2012

Fishhook

While behind someone inserting your index finger into thier mouth and pulling back towards the back of thier head therefore catching them like a fish on a hook. The sexual refrences above are foreign to me. To my knowledge no one has ever caught a fish with a hook to the ass.

Amongst other things the fishhook is illegal in the U.F.C. because it is so brutally painfull.

I gave Kano a fishhook so hard it ripped the corner of his mouth.

by Lancelot87 May 12, 2006

fishook

In a fight, a person may attempt to get his finger in the other person's mouth and tear along their cheek, thus causing the other party to submit.

Johnny took a wrong turn in trying to bite Mac's finger off when Mac fishooked him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004