Fakecheck

The process of labeling true stories “fakenews” that do not fit the legacy media’s narrative and agenda.

I posted three news stories on Facebook but our technofascist overlords fakechecked all of them. They didn’t even claim they were false! They said nonsensical things like “lacked context.” I’ve been fakechecked again!

by Nunzio999 December 8, 2020

fakecheck

The pretend "check" you receive if your paycheck is direct deposited.

To the payroll clerk: I see my paycheck has been deposited but I did not receive my fakecheck.

by DiamondGirl August 11, 2008

facecheck

In a video game, to gather information on an area hidden in fog of war by charging in. To check for enemies with your face. Seems to have originated in League of Legends where vision-obscuring bushes allow champions to wait hidden from view in very close proximity to their opponents.

I told Annie not to facecheck the brush, but she did anyway. Garen scored first blood.

by DEMACIA! October 2, 2010

factchecker

Someone who stops you mid-sentence to check your facts with a hand held device.

The factchecker didn't believe what I was saying, stopping the conversation to immediately consult their iPhone for confirmation.

by Mr. Griswold June 11, 2010

Bakecheck

Bakecheck is the phenomenon that happens when one has been medicating with that good weed and wants to check how baked they are. The person a.k.a the bakechecker, is mainly concerned about being noticed. Usually, this happens in public and is a swift movement. A quick glance to the mirror in a crowded elevator is a very good example of bakecheck. The bakechecker gives away that he/she is high anyway with the cheeky smirk on his/her face.

Friend 1: Quick bakecheck in 3. 1,2,3!
Friend 1 and 2: *They look into the mirror simultaneously and turn back immediately as the bakecheck did not happen*

by leanbeandean November 14, 2016

Forechecking

Checking in the offensive zone, with the intention of gaining control of the puck and setting up a scoring opportunity.

Ovechkin nailed Crosby on that forechecking!

by gr3ghammett October 22, 2010

fakecock

fakecock: A bandwagon University of South Carolina (USC) Fan who never followed South Carolina athletics, let alone South Carolina Baseball, until they won the 2010 National Baseball Championship.

Jimbo: Woo-hoo, USC Baseball is number one! National Champs, baby! Go Gamecocks!

Peter: You're such a fakecock. Until they won the National Championship, you didn't even know USC had a baseball team.

by South Kakalaki July 7, 2010