First Girlfriend Syndrome
A condition induced by a man's (or boy's) first
girlfriend. Characterized by excessive PDA, constant giggling and tickling,
loss of priorities and individuality/manhood, distancing from friends, and general increase in bitchness. Known to upset the "Bros before Hoes" mantra of guy
code.
Yo, invite
Ted and
Luke over, let's get bombed!
Nah
dude, they came down with FGS, remember?
Oh right, I forgot they're bitch-made now. Fucking FGS.