Erk 

The name of a really talented, handsome, and fantastic individual. Commonly mistaken for, but not limited to: God, Jesus Christ, The president, or King Erk III. Also known as the king of the watering hole, the head honcho, the big cheese, or the boss.

James: Wow! I saw Erk at the store and i was lucky enough to get his autograph!
Derek: No way! Your so lucky!

Erk by Mynamesnotrick6000 July 20, 2010

Erk 

to bother; get on ones nerve; to aggrevate.

You need to stop ERKing me.
That song erks me.

Erk by Naz/Cris January 29, 2009

erk 

To be bugged by someone or something.

The way that girl acts really erks me.

erk by Jeff Comrie October 19, 2005

Erk 

The screech of automobile tires as they round corners or in fast stops or extreme starts. Often drawn out for a second or two.

#1: 5-4-3-2-1 Erk! Roar! Top time? 10.035 seconds!
#2: "You're going to fast! Watch out for this curve....erk! Phew! That was close."
#3: "What is that!" erk! Thump thump......

Erk by theErk January 4, 2013

erk 

"erk" is the phonetic pronunciation of the abbreviation "IRC", which stands for Internet Relay Chat. It can also be used as a verb, meaning to chat over IRC.

John: Wanna chat on erk?
Sally: Sure!

John: Wanna erk?
Sally: mmk.

erk by Michael von Preußen October 21, 2011

erk 

An annoying grumpy ugly obnoxious person who will never be loved by anyone

U erk give me back my toothpaste!

erk by erkssuck June 19, 2009

erk 

a dumass way of saying you are pissed off

the word erk really erks me

erk by Pat and Brandon July 7, 2006