Dump-in

Dump-in: slang for "dumping my dick in that".

Damn that girl looks good, i am dump-in you dump-in.

by Bigdaddyblu December 8, 2020

Dump in the sump

The act of defecating in one's sump pump. Aka the lower decker.

Holy shit!!! Someone took a dump in the sump!

by welster03 October 26, 2006

dump in the oven

When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.

Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven

by Paulo Positive November 13, 2014

Dump In A Bowl

feical matter that comes out of your burnt collen in to a rounded saucer formly known as a bowl.

1."Dude, did you do your history homework?""Aw crap, Dump in a Bowl"

2." Man, that fat paraplejic lady with three testacals made me wanna dump in a bowl."

by Dude Man October 16, 2004

Dump in the Urinal

When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.

I just took a BIG dump in the urinal!

by BLARPAGEONSTICK March 5, 2025

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

annoying tool face loser dump in a bag

A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.

-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...

by OhYesIDidYouBetterBelieveItD00 May 10, 2011