donkey kong 

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years

donkey kong by Macktown July 15, 2018

donkey kong 

dk donkey Kong dk donkey Kong is here hes the leader of the bunch you know him well hes finally back to kick some tail hes bigger faster and stronger too hes the first member of the dk crew .

oh man that donkey kong is such a hunk i hope he does the poo poo in my mouth

ps hes hot

donkey kong by mac and cheese sex is great January 26, 2018

Donkey Kong 

A popular and classic video game produced in 1981. Often considered one of the greatest video games ever made due to its simple gameplay, revolutionary sounds and graphics and universal appeal. The original name of the game was called "Monkey Kong", but due to a faxing error from the U.S. to Japan before the game was to be completed, Donkey Kong was born.

Donkey Kong also starred a then unknown hero named Mario, who, four years later in 1985 would receive his very own adventure game for the Nintendo Entertainment System, thus launching an entire new revolution in video games.

It also passed down a generation when in 1994, Donkey Kong Country was released to the Super Nintendo, thus claiming its own legendary legacy in the gaming world.

Rightfully amazing. Never duplicated. Donkey Kong.

Mortal Kombat sucks compared to Donkey Kong.

Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.

Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.

Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.

Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!

Donkey Kong by getinthevan December 18, 2007

Donkey Kong 

An affirmative response to a plan of action, or a challenge/bet, short for "It's on like Donkey Kong."

Person 1: "Do you want to go for a pint?"
Person 2: "Sure. Aikmans, 8 o'clock?"
Person 1: "Donkey Kong."

Donkey Kong by menzelmenzel February 21, 2011

Donkey Kong 

A platform game born in 1981, one of the first of it's type, by Japanese company Nintendo.

The unexpected side of Eminem.

Dude, I just saw Eminem's Donkey Kong score on twitpic! Woah that guy has an alter ego!

Donkey Kong by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010

donkey kong 

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back while beating your chest and yelling out loud. Afterward you may pull out a banana and have fun.

When a girl enters your room you must first explain why there is a barrel on or near the bed. You might have to explain to her afterwards what the donkey kong is and why you did it.

donkey kong by isamu999 December 5, 2007

Donkey Kong 

Donkey Kong is a party game where groups of individuals attempt to charge up a staircase while the "Donkey Kong" at the top tosses kegs at them in an attempt to slow their progress.

Cody: "Jeez Jim, what happened to your arm there?"

Jim: "I broke it last night when me and my friends got shitfaced and played a couple rounds of Donkey Kong."

Donkey Kong by Cody Cheesebrough June 23, 2008