DNS 

Dry Nipple Syndrome

person one: "awe man! My DNS is flaring up again"
person two: "sorry about your dry nipples, man"

DNS by pegglers February 19, 2023

DnS 

(adj, v.) Drunk n Stoned. A discreet acronym to describe a state of mind, or act thereof, of getting shitfaced on alcohol and stoned as balls on weed.

"Torrey can't come to the phone right now, he's DnS."

DnS by Sunset Court April 13, 2014

DNS 

Domain Name Service. Usually a server that runs on port 53 to convert IP names to English words.

64.233.161.99, the class B IP resolves to www.google.com.us. (Note: all domain names end with their country code. ".US" (dot US) is the default domain name for unspecified countries.

DNS by Bob G Midi June 2, 2004

DNS 

Do not schedule. Way of saying 'No meetings'.

Term used to block out time on calendar, usually uninterrupted. Can be used for personal work or urgent deadline-based work.

Hey John, sorry but I'm on DNS from 10am-4pm. Let's schedule the Wednesday meeting for Thursday!

DNS by shutter-shades April 13, 2017

DNS 

Do Not Shag. A an obscure yet fundamental branch of man law usually enforced by friends and other people that have your back.

There are 2 levels of DNS:

Catagory 1: The most common application. Do not sleep with the aforementioned unless drunk and intoxicated, which gives you a ready-made excuse if your friends call you out.

Catagory 2: Indefinite. Any kind of sexual encounter with this person is heavily frowned upon, and is likely to result in ridicule. Designed to stop you from sleeping with a heffer or duff when you're lashed and feeling horny. A person may also be a catagory 2 if sleeping with him/her would cause waay to many problems/trouble, e.g. your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend.

Tom: "I heard becky is coming to the party tonight."

Josh: "As long as you're careful bro, she's a cat. 1 DNS. She only looks good after half a bottle of vod".

Tom: "Don't worry about me dude, i've got this!"

Josh: "Haha, it's all you man."

DNS by Lord Derpington of DerpMoar August 8, 2010

DNS 

Did Not Start. Where one registers for an event, such as a race, but does not compete in said event.

After weeks of training, and even getting to the race venue, having the flu resulted in her being a DNS.

DNS by Hollyfeld June 18, 2004

dns 

Definitely not sober. Abbreviation used when texting to say someone is not sober or that you yourself are not sober. Usually refers to being tipsy or little high, but can also be used to mean shitfaced.

Sorry for all the typos. I’m dns

Bro you were dns the other night.

dns by lil-baby April 11, 2020