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Dio's Husband

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"Wow, is that Ben Shapiro?"
"Yeah, I heard he's Dio's husband."
by Professional Jotaro Simp July 30, 2021
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dio stronzo

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It's a very used Italian expression when you're angry,trists, chalks, amusement. Often used inziples to madonna puttana
dio stronzo,What the fuck are you doing?
dio stronzo, ma che cazzo fai?
you're really an asshole,dio stronzo e la madonna puttana
ma sei proprio un coglione dio stronzo e la madonna puttana
by tesei28_que_gira November 5, 2020
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dio schifoso

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It's an italian blasphemy that reminds to you how much the god (of every religion) sucks.

To power up the "Sagrato" (in Tuscany we use to say Sagrato as the word Bestemmia ) you have to put the word "cane" at the end of dio schifoso, like:
"Dio schifoso cane, sto semaforo rosso ha rotto 'oglioni"
"My goodness, this traffic light has destroyed my nuts"
by jesoobbeast October 22, 2015
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Dio spazzaneve

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A italian word of rage :D

When you play games, and you will rage, dio spazzaneve is the correct answer! :D
dio cane, dio maiale,dio mela. dio kaneki nella valle degli investigatori di prima classe, mannaia a quel porco di gesu, madonna calimero, Dio spazzaneve :D
by Dio di un nuovo mondo March 16, 2019
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Esclamazione,che qualcuno chiama bestemmia,fatta da persona incazzata, per esprimer disappunto sullo stato miserevole di qualcosa o di un avvenimento negativo che tocca da vicino.
Dio schifo!Non me ne va bene una oggi...
by giulezio March 19, 2016
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dio second

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Dio Second's are called this because of how long "Dio's Seconds" are in his ability to time stop. Dio Seconds contradict the actual Timestop seconds
Dio: The World! Stop time

Dio: One second has passed! Two seconds have passed! Three seconds have passed! Four seconds... Five seconds have passed, Six seconds have passed. Seven seconds have passed! I still feel the power! I can still keep it up! By the way Jotaro, you shouldn't be able to move any longer. You probably gambled on the two seconds before time starts to move again, but you've miscalculated. What a truly magnificent feeling! I feel so good, I could break into song! Eight seconds have passed! One hundred years ago, I attained immortality, but I didn't feel as absolutely wonderful then as I do now! Joestar blood suits me so very well! This is the greatest high!

Jotaro: O-Old man... you were right. Getting mad has gotten me into trouble. But this isn't the end of it. I still have plenty more are to hurl at him.

Dio: Nine seconds have passed! But it appears that stopping time for nine seconds is my current limit.

Jotaro: Y-You bastard...

Dio then hits Jotaro so hard breaking bones in 3 different places, the fight contnues.

Dio will monologue in his "9" Dio seconds despite the fact he has 9 seconds in timestop.
by fourisunlucky October 27, 2020
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