Where you are busting for a shit so badly that as you start to chalk your undies, you need to use your hand to hold it in as well. Sitting firmly on a hard surface chair also counts (extra points if a stool!). Failure is typically met if the shoulders of said turd breach the portal.
He was about to shit himself as he ran for the toilet, so he started defagating with his hand to hold his turd in.
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It was the final boss of the map but Brandi's high-octane Chipotle burrito bowl from last night was knocking on the brown gates. She quickly grabbed her laptop and made it to the toilet to do some serious defegaming.
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That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.
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The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.
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Did you hear Joe Biden's latest comment on obama's big stick? He has a totally self-defecating sense of humor.
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