Dump and Dump

When you short a stock, then get up and take a massive dump, only to come back to see that the stock has gone down a lot (dumped)... so you make a lot of monies.

Tom decided to short AAPL, then felt a little queasy from his Chicken Tikka Masala lunch, so he took a massive poo. AAPL's stock price decided to take a dump simultaneously. Now that is what I call a good ol fashioned Dump and Dump

by A.BRUNNY September 19, 2012

Dump

taking a shit

"im gonna go take a dump"

by BATMAN January 7, 2003

dumped

where one partner ends the relationship when the other still wanted to stay together.

mike dumped me last night, im gutted

by pattypoopy January 24, 2006

no dumping

A common sign that means, contrary to popular belief, that it is illegal to drop off trash in the specified location. This trash may or may not include human fecal matter. This sign will never cease to amuse high school kids.

Joey: "Hey, guess what guys? Check it out! I just put up a "No Dumping" sign above the shitter in the boys' room!"
Marty: "HAHAHA!!! All right! Awesome joke! You da man!"
Kenny: "Yeah dude, that's totally rad!"

by Nick D August 13, 2004

dump

to shit; or the actual shit

Wow Kate...I just took a huge dump in your toilet. It might explode.

by Mrs. Bobby Johnson December 28, 2005

dumping

to relese one whole clip of a gun upon an individual

We are going to pull up at 12pm and begin dumping on little jimmy for lying on us.

by PurpMane June 22, 2010

Dump

What remains in the toilet after I eat tacos.

Person 1: "Yeah I just ate Taco Bell and took a massive dump."

Person 2: "So did I!"

by iStrewdle August 9, 2015