DOMAG

Dirty Old Man Asian Girl

An unlikely symbiotic coupling frequently spotted in the wild in impoverished 3rd World Countries in South East Asia.

Typically consists of a morbidly obese (or otherwise hideously unattractive) old German bloke, wearing'Tropical' floral prints and tight khaki shorts on a scooter with an unfeasibly gorgeous young asian girl (who weighs a minimum of 100kgs less than her sweaty balding suitor) clamped around his waist.

While technically referring to a couple, the correct usage of the derogatory term DOMAG generally only applies to the male in the 'arrangement'. eg :

"Goodness Phylis, can you take a quick snap of that enormous sweaty friggin' DOMAG over there, I wanna show it to Steve in accounts when I get back, he won't believe his eyes."

or....

"Yeah I'd love to go down to the beach, but you can't move for sunburnt DOMAGs and I'm not letting Mum and the kids near that lot".

Other closely related strains of the DOMAG family are MAGAGS (Middle Aged Guy Asian Girl), YAGAGS (Young Anglo Guy Asian Girl) and GISMO (A very specific localised Australian DOMAG/MAGAG/YAGAG native - derived from "Geek In Sydney Man Overseas").

The common uniting thread on all DOMAG variations is a new-found (completely misguided) affirmation of 'red-hot sexiness', and a willingness to continue paying for it.

by Maury_Povich October 28, 2008

Damage Limitation

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.

Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.

by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016

Damaging

Damaging is an adjective; it means causing physical damage or having a detrimental effect on someone or something. So if someone is given the cold shoulder or sent to Coventry it can be damaging to their health and well-being. If someone is given a smack in the chops for no reason, this can affect their emotional well-being as well as being physically damaging.

Malcolm’s temperamental bullshit is extremely damaging to both the project and his co-workers.

by AKACroatalin August 22, 2016

DOMA

Stands for "Defense of Marriage Act", a 1996 law that discriminates against same-sex couples. Section 3 of DOMA, which defines marriage as "heterosexual couples only" and denies federal benefits to gay couples, was struck down by the Supreme Court in 2013. While many Democrats praised DOMA's end, they forgot to mention that they voted for it.

Person 1: "Bill Clinton sure was happy that DOMA was struck down."
Person 2: "Yeah, but he was the one who signed it..."

by mad5793 July 16, 2013

Sperm Damage

Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.

Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.

A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?

B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.

by MicahJoe February 11, 2022

DOMA

Stands for the Defense of Marriage Act. It WAS the bullshit law that said that GLBT couples cannot have federally recognized marriages,denying them thousands of benefits,way too many to list. This bullshit was officially struck down on June 26,2013,to the delight of the GLBT community. On this day,the GLBTs of the world and the community's allies celebrated.(Myself being one of them.)

Ding dong, DOMA is gone!

by TheOperaSoprano June 29, 2013

collasseral damage

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.

I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.

by SHLA September 10, 2012