D.A.D

Dropping a deuce. Taking an extremely large shit where the water hits your asshole.

Yo I D.A.D'd so hard last night I didn't have to wipe.

by Martha and Jan November 8, 2010

D.A.D

Dat Ass Doh / Dat Ass Doe

Telling a friend or companion to look at that nice ass without the people around you knowing what our talking about.

"Damn homie look at that D.A.D" booty ass phat ass
or just "D.A.D"

by TimJon,ill June 8, 2016

D.A.D

Referring to ones father, D.A.D = 'Dickhead And Dead'

My father was a real D.A.D

by obp^& August 2, 2019

D.A.D

One who is a Dirty Ass Diddler.

Dude, I can't believe you gave Luke a blumpkin, You're such a D.A.D

by Porostosky August 21, 2007

D.A.D

Drunk And Desperate. A text message sent to an easy going area code chic who's always ready to take what's on the menu.

Mark: Hey man, been sippin up whole day, lets go look for some gimme girls.

Luke: Yeah cuh, I just sent Suvvy a D.A.D text and she's like hell yeh c'mon over :D

by Meshberg December 3, 2010

D.A.D

A glorious occasion were marijuana is smoked throughout the day.

What'd you do today?

D.A.D

by don juan1 December 25, 2007

D.A.D

Done A Donny

D.A.D. To Leave the office Embarrassingly early every day of the week

by Ovis October 20, 2008