Cummuting

(Verb) To drive more than 30 miles for sex.

See also: Cummute

“After (insert name here) realized there were very few suitable mates nearby, they/them decided their best option was “cummuting” to another city full of potential new lovers.”

by George A. O’Reef July 30, 2022

Cummuting

Putting so much cum in someone's mouth that they can't talk, hence muting them.

Person 1: My partner and I were cummuting all night last night.
Person 2: You disgusting twats!

by H4XOR13 February 12, 2024

cumming around the mountain

When a woman gets-off by rubbing herself on your chest.

Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

cummings invite

The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.

Theresa just gave us the cummings invite again. Do you guys want to go?

by Azzman66 September 14, 2018

ryan cumming

A kid who loves his last name

Ryan cumming

Ryan Cumming

by Tebowgator December 27, 2013

Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Cumming to Your Senses

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.

I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.

by Boisarebackintown April 23, 2018