Cubany

Pronunciation: \ˈkyü-bən-eeeeeeeeee\
adj - Typical of houses in Miami, ceramic or stonework of cheap material designed to have an ornate or regal appearance but is really fucking gawdy

My wife and I wanted to buy this house in Hialeah but the bathrooms and the fake stone fireplace in the living room were too Cubany. How tacky, who needs a fucking fireplace in Miami anyway? It was 90 degrees last Christmas.

by Dino Crocetti October 6, 2009

cuban ipad

term used in 2015 to tell someone that their roblox exploits are trash

Cuban Ipad Exploits

by P0larr November 25, 2020

Cubanichi

A native or inhabitant of Cuba.

I can go forever like an old fashioned country mouse
Estilo be guajiro
Latino is the lingo
I’m straight Cubanichi
I bang Pinar del Rio

— Sen Dog (Cypress HIll artist)

by heck5 April 22, 2010

cubankaeya

The ultimate alpha. The most dominant and best alpha in the world, the alpha king in other words. No one can match a cubankaeya's dominance

"OMG you see that person over there they're such a cubankaeya."
Or
"What kind of person is (insert name)?"
"Oh he's a cubankaeya."

by WYNNIEIGUESS April 14, 2022

Sea-sick Cuban

Taking the tobacco out of a cuban cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

You can smoke a philly if you want but I prefer a sea-sick Cuban.

by Charlie T. August 28, 2009

Cuban Missile Crisis

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Cuban Time

A length of time that is extended beyond the normal measure or standard by society. Usually by an incrementing setting, such as hours later than expected.

IE: Alternate dimension of time that Cubans use or those native to the Miami area.

Dude where is Getter with the Rp ?

Dunno man he runs on Cuban Time.

by Shiaru Ishtar March 31, 2011