crypted

When you get so high you feel dead like the crypt keeper

Damn joe, that stuff got me crypted!

by Crypted June 7, 2016

Crypted

When someone seems uncertain with their life and the Vietnam flashbacks are strong.

Mainly when a person sees death and wants to stick their dick in it.

Someone stares into the abyss of life and all they want is to slit their wrists.

Someone: *stares into distance with blank expression.*

Me: Damn they look crypted.

by Iwantcockinmymouth July 30, 2017

crypted fucker

Someone who wants to have sex with a crypted

P1:man I wish Bigfoot would eat my ass
P2:tf your such a crypted fucker

by HomostuckButLessDeath December 6, 2021

cryptodouche

Derogatory term for that friend of yours who won't shut up about Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc. Brags about his virtual millions and how early he invested. Often found unconvincingly rambling about how Blockchain will revolutionize something that's been working just fine for centuries.

"My gen0 CryptoKitties have already quadrupled in value since yesterday!" explained the cryptodouche, as he pulled up a site showing his expensive virtual pets.

by ~marten~ January 16, 2018

Cryptid

An obscure, undocumented creature typically originating from folklore . Typically mythological in nature, but not necessarily supernatural , their existence is only recognized as pseudoscience .

Dude, have you seen the Fresno nightcrawlers? Cryptids freak me out.

by PSUEDONAME July 3, 2018

cryptidist

Someone who is in the subculture Cryptidcore.

Luna: I love cryptids
Jake: so your are a Cryptidist

by Ginger The Chamrosh January 16, 2021

Cryptid

An undocumented, seldom-seen creature, typically originating from American folklore.
Recently adopted by the Gen Z demographic to describe individuals that behave and socialize in an introverted, unpredictable and otherwise strange manner, to the point where it's intimidating.

"I swear to god, he acts like he's just learning to talk, and then you get to know him and find out he keeps a little kingdom of insects under his bed, and all of them have names. Dude's an actual cryptid."

by solvecoagula September 22, 2022