crooping

When you cry while you poop

I was crooping last night.

by alexaforev March 20, 2017

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Crooming

Verb. The act of crying and cooming at the same time.

Someone that crooms a lot is considered a 'croomer'.

Charlene : I was so depressed that I croomed during breakup sex.
Gabriel : I get that, last night was so good except she reminded me of my dead mom. I was crooming a little.

by CharleneTwitch May 23, 2023

crooging

noun
1. crooging - the ability to earn from digital media by receiving freelance projects consistently is called Crooging.

"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."

noun,
2. croog - a service that is offered by a croogster for sale
"Indonesian designers offer some amazing UI design Croogs at a very low cost"

noun,

3. croogster - is a person who is geographically independent and consistently receives freelance projects, rather than working full time on a regular salary basis as an employee

"We don't have enough funds to hire another employee. It would be wiser to outsource the work to a croogster"

verb (used without object), crooging.
4. crooging - to act or work as a croogster:
"The designer used to be an employee for us but is crooging now."

Origin of crooging - croogster

"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."

by Willis Shakespeare November 9, 2016

Crooning

The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.

Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.

by Stickythings August 4, 2016

horse cropping

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.

We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.

by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019