Compremehend

It means to do the same thing as comprehend but for slow people who don’t think right

I compremehended how dumb my friend was

by Joey Little February 26, 2022

The mind can only comprehend...

The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.

The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020

compremendable

Able to understand, and to do what your told.
First seen on reality cop show.

Cop,"Are you gonna give us trouble?"
Drunk "gangsta", "I'm legit son, and compremendable"

by joesk84ever June 24, 2009

comprehend

to understand,to know something or the reason behind it

Mary said that it was difficult to comprehend why Tom acted so in this matter.

by man in rain August 10, 2009

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

by el aficionado October 30, 2013

Comprehendable

Not actually a real word, yet some people claim it is when they use it in a sentence.

Person:"Was that supposed to be comprehendable by a human mind?"

Me:"Comprehendable isn't a word. Facepalm."

by FapLord March 13, 2011

Comprehenday Bitch

means when you are talking to someone with attitude and they don't understand you, then you have to redirect them to full comprehension of the conversation.

My name is not Ronald McDonald do you Comprehenday Bitch.

by DuckyDoRight April 16, 2009