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Commess

Commess can say the N-word
I'm Commess si I can say Nigga
by Commess July 14, 2020
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comess

A hot piece of news/ information of someone or something that usually start rumors
We shouldn't be talking comess about your ex
by Kalm Kay January 2, 2017
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combesstien

Someone who's always looking for a freebie, a cheaper price, or exact change from others...Would be happier eating a crusty day old bagel for .25 cents than pay another nickel for one fresh out of the oven. Haggles the price of everything..including gas. When going on a food run if he gives you 5 bucks for a 4.99 item he expects his penny back
Did you see him try to pull a combesstien at Denneys? Asking if they had expired milk at a cheaper price??!
by bitter bill May 26, 2006
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nocturnal commissions

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.
Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
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Commissaire Fuklaw

A very badass and avesome Angry Marines Commissaire, very ill for heresy, so ill he even finds his own men heretics!

The Angry Marines have a Commissar because Fuklaw was too damn angry to be put anywhere else. After the Angry Marines saw him in action, they started recruiting from his homeworld.

Also he fucks impostors, fucks heresy, thinks that cover is for pussies and is a real paranoid psycho.
Angry Marine Chant - ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
~ Commissaire Fuklaw during campaign
by Yaminoyori December 25, 2009
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Commission

1) A fee paid to an agent for providing a service, especially a percentage of the total amount of business transacted.

2) A job or task given to a person or a group, especially an order to produce a particular product or piece of work.

3) A group of people authorized to carry out a duty.

4) The committing of something, especially a crime or other offense.
1) The middleman was paid a fee.

2) The factory was given a commission.

3) The spy had commission to kill suspects of terrorism.

4) The commission of a crime.
by Jafje June 28, 2007
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Commes des fuckdown

A play on words of the designer brand 'Comme Des Garçons'.
I cant cop this Comme Des Garçons bag, cant find it for sale anywhere. Fuck, I need to Commes des fuckdown and chill.
by QUEEZYjb July 14, 2016
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