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Commais

(Co-mass) means a disturbance, commotion, clutter, etc.
Whats all dat commais in you room?
by Creole La Nouvelle Orleans April 29, 2011
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Commisar Karens

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!
The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.
by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020
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Commas

Slang for money, typically in large amounts. Derived from the fact that written values are separated by commas to simplify reading, e.g. 100,000,000, thus indicating that the amount alluded to is of considerable size.
"hey, how many commas you got in your bank account?"

"hand over the commas"

"we'll include yo mama, if you fuck with my commas" - Ice Cube
by 2pac4lyf October 3, 2010
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nocturnal commissions

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.
Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
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Four Fifths Commish

What Derek Huff will charge as commission to sell a house of a friend because in his words, "that's what gets my dick hard"
Kush: Hey I need to sell my house robey
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast
by J Dog12 March 27, 2009
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Commissaire Fuklaw

A very badass and avesome Angry Marines Commissaire, very ill for heresy, so ill he even finds his own men heretics!

The Angry Marines have a Commissar because Fuklaw was too damn angry to be put anywhere else. After the Angry Marines saw him in action, they started recruiting from his homeworld.

Also he fucks impostors, fucks heresy, thinks that cover is for pussies and is a real paranoid psycho.
Angry Marine Chant - ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
~ Commissaire Fuklaw during campaign
by Yaminoyori December 25, 2009
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Commission

1) A fee paid to an agent for providing a service, especially a percentage of the total amount of business transacted.

2) A job or task given to a person or a group, especially an order to produce a particular product or piece of work.

3) A group of people authorized to carry out a duty.

4) The committing of something, especially a crime or other offense.
1) The middleman was paid a fee.

2) The factory was given a commission.

3) The spy had commission to kill suspects of terrorism.

4) The commission of a crime.
by Jafje June 28, 2007
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