Sometimes people wake up screaming it but that's still a "mystery". Basically the time on your phones and computers are hacked by an asshole with a virus you wont understand and you will be late to everything, your alarms won't work and confusion will set in. It speeds up and slows down and never when you want it to. So enjoy the days that are for you until they are gone.
Welp, my clockhack was real, she was right I shoulda gotten a digital clock but batteries never last. I guess time no longer matters for someone and I'm losing all of mine. I'll never use my phone again, day trading hopefully will be as miserable as me, lost time on everyone's dime. Insider trading on the other hand, you don't ever know they were there. I'll be jealous in 10 years when I figure it out...
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by Denzel Large December 30, 2007
Get the cockjacker mug.1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"
2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
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The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.
The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.
When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.
Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.
Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.
Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.
Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.
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Get the Clockface mug.A quite intense sport which involves a male and a female open to Mutual Use. Uniforms generally consist of assless chaps. When one Cockyacks, the pair lie ontop of an overturned kayack and the woman must ride the Cock and the kayak while maintaining poise and aesthetic appeal. If a woman makes her partner come before the course is over, 10 points are taken away automatically. When scoring, points may be deducted Falling off the boat and ejaculation. (for an extra challenge, choose a particularily rocky river to heighten the pleasure and challenge).
OMFG, yesterday we went cockyacking for such a long time. I thought that he was going to blow his load the entire ride down. After our run, i finished him off, Katie could never leave a man hanging, just like the African Swallows, They look out for needs of others no matter how kinky it gets. When she is in heat, she has been linked to many men, satisfying each of their desires. But no matter who She is servicing, her catch phrase remains the same. PYCIMM!
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