Choide

pn.) A "duct tape” word. Used to describe a noun in a positive or negative way.

1. Man! That’s two of the most awesome choides I know.
2. Man! That is the most ignorant choide on the face of the earth.

by jarrodsmight September 28, 2009

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Chode body

A short fat person

1: dude have you seen that obese midget

2: total chode body

by Chode body May 22, 2015

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Choide • chode • chode mode • Chidera • Choade • chodemonger • choader • chode man • Chode Muffin • chide

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."

Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011

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chodehump

Humping a short fat dick

Taylor is a chodehump because he humps short fat dicks

by D-Slong April 1, 2015

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commode chode

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

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Chode Check

To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.

Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution

an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel

Christian : Haha fucking loser

by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020

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Da Vinci Chode

A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.

"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.

by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011

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