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Chantelize

The total destructionization of your life by a disgruntled girl who knows kung foo. Watch out, You will be ripped a totally new asshole.
Chantelize omgwtfbbqsauce kung fu POW asshole disgruntled Chantel
Chantelize by HokayFoO January 3, 2010

channeled 

To drop the shell of a car over the frame or chassis. Effectivley lowering the overall ride height of the vehicle.
John: "How did you get the car so low Jerry?"
Jerry: "I channeled her 4 inches"
John: "Channeled?"
Jerry: "Yeah, I cut out the floor of the old body, then lowered(Channeled) it over the frame to where I wanted it and welded it back up"
channeled by Boost_me July 27, 2008

channelyzer

Hand held remote control for your TV viewing pleasure
Where have you hidden the channelyzer? You had it last. I bet it's behind the settee cushions
channelyzer by Julie Devine September 13, 2007

chanelize 

When you're secretly one of the Chanels from Chanel Oberlin's Kappa Kappa Tau house and always look effortlessly chic so you feel you need to chanelize every situation.
Oh my sweet honeypot, did you forgot to chanelize you hair? It looks grosser than the vomit scene from Drag Me To Hell.
I am such a good person, I and only I could chanelize the world.
chanelize by ChanelNo7 March 30, 2017

mentally channeled

another term for calling someone slow or stupid.

Also has a double meaning of being in their element
Ansho said you're mentally channeled as fuck today.
mentally channeled by ILuvBlackGirls December 14, 2025

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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