Ceeque

Something that has gone wrong or someone has done something stupid e.g slept with their cousin.

Ceeque can also mean that’s shite or could have went better.

Can also be classified as a culchie term or by city wankers.

Stuart’s night out was pure ceeque cause he slept with his cousin

by Stuartislove April 9, 2019

Chequeos

Mid-ranking Mara Salvatrucha 13 (MS-13) gang members.

Ex. 1

"Mid-ranking MS-13 Enterprise members in Mendota, known as "Chequeos" often respond to requests through social media from non-Enterprise affected El Salvadorans who are being harassed by rival gangs, including the Bulldogs. Chequoes will respond to these requests and intimidate or attack the rival gang member."

USA v. Guevara Indictment, February 25, 2021

Ex. 2

Sombra: A couple Bulldogs just hit a lick on the Elote Lady! They were woofing big time!

Cuche: Get the Chequeos and bring the machete! We gonna regulate on them stray mutts!

Sombra: Them Bulldogs are gonna be looking like hot dogs when we're done with 'em!

by ZXY&ABC February 26, 2021

hairy chequebook

Payment made with a sexual act or favours of the flesh. An alternative method of payment for goods or services, generally used when one is strapped for cash. Technically speaking this is prostitution.

Cabbie: That will be $21.20 thanks.
Punter: Oh fuck, I'm out of cash. Can I pay by the hairy chequebook?

by Natboy September 11, 2005

Signing Cheques you can't cash

Making a promise that you have no realistic chance you can keep.

Jordy to Cheryl - I promise you will win a new car today.
Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash

by Rizzonator January 5, 2011

chequered past

Bad history of someone due to unreputable actions from the previous years

Chequered past continued to haunt the old lady.

by MNig March 31, 2007

Chaveler Cheque

n. Similar to a traditional cheque but differs in the fact that the cheque is guaranteed to bounce. Given out by chavs usually to Argos stores in exchange for cheap jewelry.

"So I heard that Argos lost £3000 through chavelers cheques last quarter"

by FlyHigh September 3, 2005

glass cheque

A Glaswegian term: Describes a special glass bottle, containing Irn-Bru, or other similar soft drink, available in many cornershops in Scotland. The bottle is returnable and currently attracts a 25p refund when you give the bottle back to the shop. Called a cheque as they are often collected and cashed (like a cheque)by students and cheap bastards alike either to buy more Bru, or with enough bottles, some skag.

I'm gonnie cash these glass cheques and get some more Bru and a kebab.

by Dean Durrant August 19, 2006